Looking Forward to Tranny Awareness Week

In this post, I reprinted my father's letter to the congregation as he tries to live on the amount given to people in Oregon on foodstamps: $3/person/day. The onion (below) takes aim. Ha!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Oregon Governor On Food Stamps

Gov. Ted Kulongoski of Oregon is living on a budget of a week's worth of food stamps for the state's Hunger Awareness Week. What do you think?

Jarred Georgeson,
Tavern Owner
"Hopefully someone tipped him off to that deli in Portland that will totally let you use them to buy forties and scratch-offs."

Darren Butler,
Crop Duster
"Sounds wonderful! According to my pioneering guide, there is more than enough food in Oregon for the worthy adventurer, from plentiful beavers to succulent ducks!

Kristen Stewart,
Focus Puller
"I'd hate to be an Oregonian when it's Transvestite Awareness Week."